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Lyrics and Video: Come Back To Me vs. Jar of Hearts

Come Back To Me
David Cook
Songwriters: MALOY, ZAC / BJORKLUND, AMUND / LIND, ESPEN


You say you gotta go and find yourself
You say that you're becoming someone else
Don't recognize the face in the mirror looking back at you

You say you're leaving as you look away
I know there's really nothing left to say
Just know I'm here whenever you need me I'll wait for you

So I'll let you go, I'll set you free
And when you've seen what you need to see
When you find you, come back to me

Take your time, I won't go anywhere
Picture you with the wind in your hair
I'll keep your things right where you left them
I'll be here for you

Oh and I'll let you go, I'll set your free
And when you've seen what you need to see
When you find you, come back to me

And I hope you find everything that you need
I'll be right here waiting to see
You find you, come back to me

I can't get close if you're not there
I can't get inside if there's no soul there
I can't face you, I can't save you
It's something you'll have to do

So I'll let you go, I'll set you free
And when you've seen what you need to see
When you find you, come back to me
Come back to me

So I'll let you go, I'll set you free
And when you've seen what you need to see
When you find you, come back to me

And I hope you find everything that you need
I'll be right here waiting to see
You find you, come back to me

You find you, come back to me
When you find you, come back to me
When you find you, come back to me

Jar Of Hearts
CHRISTINA PERRI


No, I can't take one more step towards you
'Cause all that's waiting is regret
Don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore
You lost the love I loved the most

I learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time

[Chorus:]
And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?

I hear you're asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
But I have grown too strong
To ever fall back in your arms

I've learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time

[Chorus:]
And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?

Dear, It took so long just to feel all right
Remember how to put back the light in my eyes
I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed
'Cause you broke all your promises
And now you're back
You don't get to get me back

And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

[Chorus:]
And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
Don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Bad Day

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If you believe that everytime you wake up, God is with you..

How could you have a bad day? 

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there is no such thing as bad day, 

only bad moments that we nurse all day..

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there is no definition of good day or bad day, 

it all depends on you and your thoughts that 

either you run the day or the day runs you.

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There's no right or wrong when one chooses to be happy. 

It's just a battle between one's own happiness and the judgment of others...

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Don't make others responsible for your happiness. 
- Joyce Meyer


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Cancel out negative thoughts. Vigilantly guard your mind as to what kind of ideas you put into it. If you put garbage into your mind, you’ll get garbage results. If you have great ideas, you’ll get great results.

pinoy jokes (1)

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may isang lalake na nakaimbento ng robot na humuhuli ng magnanakaw..


para mapakinabangan nila ito dinala nila ito sa iba't-ibang bansa..


dinala sa america - wala pang 10 minutes nakahuli agad ng 5 na magnanakaw..


tapos dinala sa japan - wala pang 15 minutes nakahuli ng 10 na magnanakaw..


nang dinala sa pilipinas - wala pang 1 minute..
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ninakaw ang "robot"


hahaha, it's more fun in the philippines...




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sa isang kaharian sinabi ng hari na kung sino makakalangoy sa ilog na madaming buwaya ay pagpipiliin nya sa dalawa,


prinsesa or kayamanan


natakot ang mga kalalakihan sa dami ng buwaya


biglang tumalon ang isang lalake at ligtas na nakatawid sa ilog


hari: magaling! magaling..


ano gusto mo prinsesa or kayamana?


lalake: wala ako pakialam sa anak mo o sa kayamanan mo, ang gusto ko malaman
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eh kung sino ang nagtulak sa akin..walang hiya un..muntik na akong mamatay..


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LOGIC QUESTION:


dapat isang beses lang ibababa at wag ng ibabalik, pwede gumamit ng calculator..


bawal dayain ang sarili at wag magmumura..


ready?


may P100 ka


nawala ung 1.50


bumili ka ng 3 candy 0.75 each


nakapulot ka ng 5.00


nahulog ung 0.25 sa kanal


bumili ka ng 3 biscuit 3.50 isa


nag-ipit kang 0.50 sa wallet mo


tsaka 10.75 hinulog mo sa alkansya


ngayon


relax!


simple lang ang tanong
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ok ka lang ba?...


ingatz ka!!


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A Better Person

The Best Teachers

The Fisherman and the Doctor

A dOctOr in a smaLL bOat crOSsing tO thE OthEr iSland tAlks tO a fiShErmAn...

DOC: haVe yOu bEen in cOLLegE ?

FISHERMAN: nO,i haVe nO mOnEy..

DOC: yOu miSsed haLf Of yOur lifE...

DOC: haVe yOu bEen arOund thE wOrld ?

FISHERMAN: nO,i cAn't affOrd...

DOC: yOu miSsed anOthEr hAlf Of yOur lifE...

(sUddEnly,thE watEr EntEr thE bOat)

FISHERMAN: dO yOu knOw hOw tO sWim ?

DOC: nO!...

FISHERMAN: thEn, yOu miSs yOur "WHOLE LIFE"...

LeaRn thAt ...

nEvEr UndEr EstimAtE,,,

bEcAusE Each OnE hAs hiS/hEr Own strEnghtS & wEaknEsSes..

Let's trEat eVeryOnE with faiRneSs & EqUalitY...^-^..

The Dollar

A tired man came home late from his whole day hard work. His 5 year old son was waiting for him at the door.

Son- Dad, May I ask You a Question ?

Dad- ya

Son- Dad, How much do you make an hour?

Dad - that's not your business.

Son- Please tell me.

Dad- $20 per hour.

Son- Dad, May I please borrow $10 .?

Dad Got Angry 'n shouted on the kid to go to the bed. The little boy went to the room 'n shut the door.

After sometime man got calm 'n he went to kid's room 'n said - Sorry for being so hard. Here's Your $10 you asked for.

Kid smiled - "ohhh... Thank You So Much daddy!"

Then boy took out some coins he had kept under the pillow, he counted them 'n said-

"Dad, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early Tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with You."

Moral - Please Give time to People who love You.. !!

The Divorce

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

The Leaf

Sino ba ang may kasalanan sa paglaglag ng dahon sa isang puno?

1. ang hangin na umihip dito?
2. ang puno na hinayaang mahulog ito?
3. o ang dahon na hinde kumapit ng mahigpit at nagpaihip sa hangin?

TRANSLATE TO REAL LIFE
Sino ang dapat sisihin sa pagkawala ng mahal mo?
1. ang tukso na pumipilit sa kanyang iwan ka?
2. ikaw na hinayaan mong maagaw sya sa 'yo?
3. o sya mismo na bumitaw sa 'yo at nagpadala sa tukso?

sometimes

Sometimes we know our mistakes
but we don't confess,

Sometimes we know our wrong deeds
but we don't try to correct them,

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Sometimes we lose the one we love
but we never ask to start again,

Sometimes we do realize that we are hurting someone
but we never say sorry,

Sometimes we see our defeat
but we don't accept it,

because sometimes we forget to consider & compromise..
and when we realize its importance,

It's Too Late.....

Always Do 'n say what You feel ..
before You lose someone..

STUPID THINGS PEOPLE ALWAYS DO

as posted in facebook page https://www.facebook.com/HAHA.ASMN


10. Maghintay ng taong nakatadhana sa 'yo.


9. Magpakatanga sa taong walang kwenta.


8. Pakawalan ang taong nagmamahal sa 'yo ng sobra.


7. Magkagusto sa taong hinde para sa 'yo.


6. Palagpasin ang mga pagkakataon para maging masaya.


5. Magpanggap na hinde mo sya mahal kahit nasasaktan ka na.


4. Magmahal kahit walang kapalit.


3. Maging tulay sa taong mahal mo sa taong mahal nya.


2. Pakawalan ang taong sobra mong mahal.


1. TUMAWA PERO ANG TOTOO NAIIYAK KA NA.

are you telling the truth?

some words of wisdom

words of wisdom

HATE has 4 letters, but so does LOVE..

ENEMIES has 7 letters, but so does FRIENDS..

LYING has 5 letters, but so does TRUTH..

HURT has 4 letters, but so does HEAL..

Transform every negative energy into an aura of positivity..

It’s our perception that makes the difference in the way we feel…

Faith and Trust to our Creator help in attaining these transformations!

words of wisdom
- before you say “I can’t.”, make sure you’ve tried.

- before you let doubts stop you, confront them with facts.

- before fear holds you back, go forward with faith.

- before you believe others are better, show them your best.

- before you dismiss your dreams, wait until they’ve come true.

- before you go looking for happiness, make your own wherever you are.

Jokes..jokes..jokes

jokes as posted in the facebook of dani eid..

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A Drunk Guy in the Cinema with His gf screams: Where is Mine!!! My dick has disappeared!!??
His gf: Omg Be Silent!!! Ur Hand is Inside my pant Not Urs

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Young Girl went to pharmacy to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: which size u need?
Girl: All sizes as i have a School trip...

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Bloke goes to doctor having problems with premature ejaculation. He is told when you feel yourself cumming give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in air to prolong the sex. 2 days later the doctor sees him again and asks how it went. Bloke says not good. We were in a 69 felt myself start to cum, so i fired the gun. My wife shit in my face, bit the end off my cock & the milkman came out the wardrobe with his hands up!

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Indian having sex with a prostitute, during intercourse every now n then he pauses for 10 seconds then continues.
The woman was furious, she asked him: what the hell r u doing?
The indian replied: I saw this in a porn movie on the internet, its called buffering X_X

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GF: Honey what r u doing?
BF Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Babe. And you, Sweetheart?
GF: In the club, standing behind you!

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A man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me, Father. Last night I made love to 21yr old twin sisters, in positions that I think are illegal, over and over again."
 The priest thinks for a few minutes and replies, "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and then drink it."
"Will this cleanse me of my sin?" asks the man.
"No," says the priest, "but it'll wipe that fucking smile off your face!"

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A Greek & an Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women.

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Son: daddy a guy in the school is saying that im GAY!!
Dad: And Why u didnt slam Him?
Son: noooo way he's so cute!

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A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang.
It was her husband warning her:
"Darling", he said, "I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way down the Freeway. Please be careful!"
"Its not just one car", cried the blonde, "There's fucking hundreds of them!"

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Teacher: what do u Know about napoleon?
Student: Nothing
Teacher: take more Care of Ur studies
Student: what do u Know about suzi?
Teacher: Nothing
Student: take more Care about Ur Husband...

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A sexy rich prostitute filed I.T. Returns showing 120000$ yearly income. In the space that asked NATURE OF JOB, she wrote- DEMOLITION OF ILLEGAL ERECTIONS!

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