Sunday, May 5, 2013

Everybody is a genius


Types of Bisexual

Alternating Bisexuals – one relationship at a time, the first might be exclusively straight, the next exclusively gay and vice versa. Alternating Bisexuals are usually monogamous.

Circumstantial Bisexuals – primarily heterosexual but bisexual because of circumstances, eg; Prison where there are no women/men available.

Concurrent relationship Bisexuals – have a primary relationship with one gender, but may have multiple casual relationships with partners of the other gender.

Conditional Bisexuals – will switch sexuality for personal gain, eg: Gay for Pay.

Emotional Bisexuals – have intimate emotional relationships with both genders but only have sex with one gender.

Integrated Bisexuals – have two or more concurrent primary relationships one with a man one with a woman.

Exploratory Bisexuals – testing the water seeing if they like it.

Hedonistic Bisexuals -primarily straight or gay/lesbian but will switch purely for sexual pleasure.

Recreational Bisexuals – bi only when drunk or high. “Party Bisexual”.

Isolated Bisexuals – currently straight or gay/lesbian – but has had one off sexual encounter in the past which qualifies them as bisexual.

Latent Bisexuals – has strong yet so far unsatisfied urges to go the other way.

Motivational Bisexuals – will go bi to satisfy a partner, e.g. straight women agreeing to an MFF threesome.

Transitional Bisexuals – the only type of bisexuality the gay community understands, the one “going through a phase”.

The Religious Panda


Sunday, April 28, 2013

What did you do today that made you so happy?

There once was a little boy who wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of root beer, and he started on his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park, staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase.

He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her a Twinkie. She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him.

Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer. Once again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted. They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, yet they never said a word.

As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave. Before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman and gave her a hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever.

When the boy opened the door to his own home a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, “What did you do today that made you so happy?” He replied, “I had lunch with God.” But before his mother could respond, he added, “You know what? She’s got the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen!”

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home. Her neighbor was stunned by the look of peace on her face, andshe asked, “What did you do today that made you so happy?” She replied, “I ate Twinkies in the park with God.” But before her neighbor responded, she added,

“You know, he’s much younger than I expected.”

Will someone see God in your smile or kind deeds? Maybe they’re not even looking for God, but may see Him in the kindness you show. Isn’t that what we’re here for? It might be a stranger, someone you work with, a family member or friend. Let them see God in you. Show His love in all you do today.”

Grandma is driving

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper..

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the
light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love,

Grandma

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Just hold my hand

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’

The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’

‘What’s the difference?’ Asked the puzzled father.

‘There’s a big difference,’ replied the little girl.

‘If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.’

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours…

This message is too short……but carries a lot of Feelings.

Put the glass down..

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience.

As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question.

Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired:

“How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied,

“The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”

She continued,

“The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses.

As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down.

Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

PSYCHOLOGY ... and ... LAW!

A guy asked a girl in a library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?”

The girl replied with a loud voice:
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: 
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed, right ?"

The guy responded with a loud voice :
$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH !

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.” :P

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Teamwork: Win as a team


What's best for us..

Mahilig sa pangangaso ang isang hari. mayron siyang isang kawal na labis niyang pinagkakatiwalaan. Isang kawal na laging nagsasabing:

"lahat ng plano ng Diyos ay may mabuting kahihinatnan. Siya ay mabuti."

nangaso sa kagubatan ang hari at ang kawal. umatake ang leon at sinuwag ang hari. napatay ng kawal ang leon ngunit naputol ang isang daliri ng hari.

Hari: kung mabuti ang Diyos, di dapat nangyari to! hindi sana nawala ang daliri ko!

Kawal: lahat ng plano ng Diyos ay may kahihinatnan.

nadismaya sa sagot ng kawal kaya siya ay pinaaresto at ikinulong.

mag isang nangaso ang hari at natagpuan siya ng isang tribo. ginawang bihag ang hari at iaalay sa kanilang altar. papatayin na nila sana ang hari ngunit nakita nilang kulang siya ng isang daliri kaya hindi maaaring gawing alay. siya ay pinakawalan.

pagdating sa palasyo, kinausap nya ang kawal na nakakulong at pinalaya.

Hari: tama ka, mabuti ang Diyos. hindi niya ako hinayaang mamatay sa kamay ng mga tribo. isang tanong ko lang, kung mabuti ang Diyos, bakit hinayaan Niya akong ikulong ka?

Kawal: lahat ng plano ng Diyos ay perpekto. kung kasama sana kitang nadakip ng isang tribo, nagsakripisyo sana akong ibuwis ang aking buhay dahil walang parteng kulang sa aking katawan.

*madalas tayong nagrereklamo sa hamon ng buhay. ngunit tandaan natin na lahat ng nangyayari ay may purpose.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Lord I Put All My Trust In You

Psalms 23(22):1-3a.3b-4.5.6.

The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

In verdant pastures he gives me repose;

Beside restful waters he leads me;

He refreshes my soul.

He guides me in right paths

Even though I walk in the dark valley

I fear no evil; for you are at my side

With your rod and your staff

That give me courage.

You spread the table before me

In the sight of my foes;

You anoint my head with oil;

My cup overflows.

Only goodness and kindness follow me

All the days of my life;

And I shall dwell in the house of the LORD

For years to come.

Fruitarian: Papaya

Benefits of Papaya
MensXP.comMensXP.com – Thu, Nov 8, 2012 7:07 PM PHT

Whilst it may not be a popular fruit or rank amongst your favourites, the papaya is nature’s gift to a healthier mind and body. Beyond its buttery sweetness, the effects of its regular consumption are amazing. Here’s what is there to know:


1. Digestion

Stomach disorders are quite a common problem but not with a regular intake of papayas. The fruit is rich in proteolytic enzymes, the active one being papain. Also prescribed for patients of cystic fibrosis, the papain takes care of digestion and keeps the tummy light.


2. Aging

Papaya helps maintain vitality of the body if taken daily. This reduces the various signs of aging, and also leaves you feeling more fit.


3. Virility

Papaya happens to be rich in the enzyme called arginine that stimulates blood flow in the male reproductive organ. So, do not miss out on this fruit which will keep you active in the game.


4. Antioxidants

The fruit is a wonder as it has an abundance of antioxidants. The presence of beta-carotenes and essential vitamins like C and E are known to act crucially in inhibiting the growth of cancerous cells.


5. Inflammation

These could possibly be the most traumatic problems of the human body but with papaya as part of your diet, inflammation is not to be worried about. The very active protein-digestive enzymes chymopapain and papain help reduce inflammation in cases of burns, osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis, while speeding up the recovery process.


6. Cleanser

What better way to treat your skin than to go natural! So, just take a pint of papaya juice, mix it with any other herbal combination and treat your skin to some miraculous cleansing within minutes.


7. Heart

Papaya is definitely a boon when it comes to the heart. The antioxidants fight the cholesterol present in the blood and prevent it from building into plaques that clog the arteries. Apart from that, the rich fibre content of the fruit breaks down toxic substances like the homocysteine into easily absorbable amino acids, reducing chances of heart stroke.

Well, who could have known that this humble looking fruit could contain so much goodness? Now that you know, let your mornings include a healthy helping of the fruit. Enjoy your breakfast!

http://ph.she.yahoo.com/benefits-papaya-110737329.html

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Prayer For The Souls of the Departed


Almighty Eternal God, in Your fatherly goodness, be kind to the soul of Your servants, (Names). Cleanse them whom You have called from this world of all their faults, take them into the Realm of Light and Peace and into the Community of Your Saints, and give them their share of Eternal Delight in Your Kingdom. God, You Creator and Saviour of all the faithful, forgive all the sins of all Your servants'souls. Let them receive forgiveness through our pious prayer, for which they have always been yearning. For this we pray through Jesus, Our Lord. Amen

The following were the names of people that I include in my rosary prayer everyday:


1 Silveria  De La Cruz
2 Arturo De Vera
3 Jose  Lictawa
4 Fortunata Magsanoc
5 Margarita  Mamanao
6 Dionesio  Manuel
7 Elena  Marfil
8 Teodora  Naces
9 Aldrin Nagsagaray
10 Angel  Nagsagaray
11 Arnel Nagsagaray
12 Quirino Nagsagaray
13 Senesia  Nagsagaray
14 Caridad Navarro
15 Resulita  Navarro
16 Panfilo Ortega
17 Jose  Pedero
18 Juan  Pedero
19 Maria  Pedero
20 Petronilo  Pedero
21 Catarino Querimit
22 Eugenia  Querimit
23 Felipe  Querimit
24 Modesta  Querimit
25 Orlando Querimit
26 Pedro  Querimit
27 Severino  Querimit
28 Teofilo Querimit
29 Tomas  Querimit
30 Angel  Saturnino
31 Maria  Serote
32 Esteban  Soriano
33 Magdalena  Soriano
34 Maria  Soriano
35 Napoleon  Soriano Jr.
36 Patrocinio  Soriano
37 Manocher Tabizadeh Anvari
38 Alejandra  Ternida
39 Sotero  Ternida
40 Dominga  Velasquez
41 Isidro  Velasquez
42 Anastacia  Zamudio

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Lyrics: Why by Tiggy


Na na na na, Na na na
Na na na na, Na na na
Na na na na, Na na na
Na na na na, Na na na

Standing beside you
wishing you'd always be close to me
And how can I tell you
every night I see you in my dreams

Believe me
don't be me
I would never let you go

Why, why do this have to be a fantasy
Let's make our love become reality
Oh, how I pray for that day to come
When we'll be joined together close as one
together close as one

I feel the passion
Burning deep inside my soul
And you're the solution
I know you'd catch me if I fall

Believe me,
don't be me
I would never let you go

(Why...) Why, why do this have to be a fantasy
Let's make our love become reality
Oh, how I pray for that day to come
When we'll be joined together close as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one

Don't be me, don't be me
I would never let you go

Why, why do this have to be a fantasy
Let's make our love become reality
Oh, how I pray for that day to come
When we'll be joined together close as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one (Na na na na, Na na na)
Together as one

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